"Half a dollar!" Who are they?" ", "I'll take vanilla." ", "Everybody knows ol' Taylor... 100 proof. "I'm no fool." ", "This is a man's job." "What lap? ", "Did anyone ever point a gun at you?" ", "My sister was engaged to a guy with a wooden leg, but she broke it off." Calling all cars! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Three Stooges animated GIFs to your conversations. "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... she don't know it's a toitle. ", "Beee-oooh!" "Well we ain't in my country. [Click! ", "Oh, see the deer. "Like a rivet. I wish I had a bald-headed screwdriver! "I'll say. Willie Steel." "I went to college, I graduated. WOMAN IN HIDING - 1950 (SJB) "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if we didn't have to wash all our clothes. ", "My romance started on the Rue de Schlemeil in Paris. "The way I play it, it's corn.". "Ah, c'mon, she's on television. "I didn't nothin'!" "I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive." ", "What are you shakin' about?" ", "Come, my friends. ", "There must be a way to get that ring without getting into trouble with the censor! ", "So it shouldn't be a total loss, I'm taking a bath! ", "He's from southern Scotland... below the MacMason-MacDixon Line. Howard! "Oh, they moved it, huh? Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move. oooh, a Latin. LOVE AT FIRST BITE - 1950 (MLS) "Would you say maybe?" ", "Makin' out the income tax is nuthin." ", "Oh, my tooth! ", "W.H.? ", "They tied me up and made me listen to singing commercials. ", "Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, Gee I like food! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! ", "I'll wipe out Greece!" [SLAP!! "Why not? ", "He has got it hooked up all wrong - any idiot can see that." Does it make any difference?" [smack! ", "Old Holland Cheese in Five Delicious Flavors... Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Beaver Dam, Boulder Dam and Giva Dam", "Yesterday was payday, and, boys will be boys." FLYING SAUCER DAFFY - 1958 (MLJ) What'll I do without myself? HOW HIGH IS UP? ", "One move out of you, and I'll kill you." BEER BARREL POLECATS - 1946 (MLC) Heh, heh." HULA-LA-LA - 1951 (MLS) "Von Stupid? "Is that not a dirty rat?" ", "There were 3 men and 3 beds. "Nothin!" or a reasonable facsimile thereof. SURPRISE, SURPRISE - 1937 (MLC) "No, not a thing." Yesterday they put the ice in the radio. High quality Wise gifts and merchandise. ", "I beat Filet Mignon, in the Porterhouse Stakes. ], "He's recognized as a great paperhanger." "Say, that place has been closed for years. ", "Say! ", "Pay strict attention to flora and fauna." "Yeah?" ", "i'll just give you one tap to loosen it." (I'd love to! THE BLONDE BOMBER - 1936 (SSH) This is a crazy, mixed-up car." TRICKY DICKS - 1953 (MLS) HEY DAD! ", "What would you do if you held the queen alone?" Too too morbid" [smack!] "Why don't you look where I'm drilling? ARABIAN NIGHTS - 1942 (SSH) ", "You boys are angels." "Aw, must be something else." "We'll speed 'em up for ya!" "No, Milwaukee. "You got 'im!" ", "The gentlemen are going to do their native dance." PLANE NUTS - 1933 (THS) ", "Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a redskin from a sunburn. MAD! I find it possible to extend to you Executive Clemency." ", "What're'ya tryin' to do, kill him?! You mean brides!" MOVIETONE NEWS - 1933 (THS) 3 # 220 - 1931 (STH) And a lovable person. (SLAP), "Lake Winnipesaukee... how do you spell that?" ", "I starve easy." GOOFS AND SADDLES - 1937 (MLC) PUNCHY COWPUNCHERS - 1950 (MLS) ", "Pick up the dumbbell." ", "You're the anesthetist." VAGABOND LOAFERS - 1949 (MLS) Moe Howard and Larry Fine invited Joe “Curly Joe” DeRita to join the act, which he accepted in 1958. CRACKED NUTS - 1941 (SSH) ", "We'll get that filthy lucre! "Yeah, of an ape! ", "You talk like an idiot!" ", "Wait a minute, I can't lay carpets!" I'll be a skinless frankfurter! ", "I wonder are we near the place?" I can't die! [SLAP], "Don't Chop the Wood Mother, Father's Coming Home With a Load", "Hey, Harry James." - DOLLAR DAY - This will put a pot in every palace!" ", "It's the gas you idiots!" "Okay, but you'll have to wait until I go to the pawnshop. Montgomery." No thanks, take me back to the meme zone! "Pheeeww! I'll never get married! ", "When it comes to fish, I'm a common-sewer! ", "Tell me, is it as warm in the summer as it is in the country, or vice versa? ", "Remember pardners, woman is the root of all evil." "A pain in the neck! curly--three stooges brewery--oh, a wise guy, eh? "I saw a sign outside that said, "What's the idea of spreadin' mashed potatoes on your bread... why don't you use butter?" ", "Aw, don't be a baby! (pointing to Curly): And this is Beau Hunk. "Well pardon me professor." HIS FIRST FLAME - 1935 (SSH) "No, you've covered it all." "I wouldn't blame her. FEUDIN', FUSSIN', AND A-FIGHTIN' - 1948 (SJB) ", "Do you like asparagus?" Jekyll!" SLAPHAPPY SLEUTHS - 1950 (MLS) Brother Legionaires! "Seven." IDIOTS DELUXE - 1945 (MLC) ", "You hold your tongue." "Am I?" "Oh, a pair of drawers! ], "Meet MacLarry, MacShemp and I'm MacMoe. I stood like that... but not for long! "Have a sandwich." Is he on the bottle yet?" ", "I can't see, I can't see!" ". That'd make things even." ", "Remind me to kill you later." "I bought 'em!" Wack A Wise Guy # wack # tf # memes # dank # spicy # oof # edgy # relateable # ass # accurateaf # wakemeupinside # triedsohard # cancer # gey # luscious # crawlinginmyskin # ebolaids # buttstuff # shite # yeeeeeeeee # dayumson # welldayum # whytho # ohnoes # killmeh # dankmemes # meme … "Forward march, you idiot!" ", "Alright fellas, let's get loaded." ", "What's that?" I'll see if the band can play it. "Found What?" "What's the idea of filing it under 'D'?" There's no future in it! "You sleep 12 hours a night." ", "Rookie, were you ever drilled before?!" ", "How's American Can?" "Alone?" ", "So you are an earth man?" GOLD RAIDERS - 1951 (MLS) "Oh I don't know, I think he's uglier in person." "Maybe we'll get a ticket." "Can I get you some bicarbonate? ", Howard, Fine and Besser - Stage, Screen and Radar, "You kleptomaniac!" HORSING AROUND - 1957 (MLJ) ", "What would you do if a girl kissed you?" ], "He's for onesies, you gave him twosies." Don't you know your rank?!" He has the famous 100 carat diamond!" ", "She reminds me of my Mother." "Yeah, and as soon as we get our breath we're sure gonna run some more.". That's soap!" "What does the 'Q' stand for?" ", "Are you laddies by any chance from Loch Lomond?" STAGE MOTHER - 1933 (STH_SLF) I had the Cubs, and, ...WHAT??? ", "Gentlemen, here are your quarters." by "Ooo, the niece is nice. "Oh we can't do that... we need the eggs! poisonally! He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing, then takes everything! ", "You makeum 23-skidoo. "Steak?! "Yeah. by HENRY THE ACHE - 1934 (SSH) ", "I need not Charity, I'm with the WPA." "No, I'm the found link! "Wait a minute! "Sure, can't be that. "My own brand, a Western Surprise." He portrayed all types of… STUDIO STOOPS - 1950 (MLS) ", "Come here and sit on my lap." OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE - 1939 (MLC) MAD LOVE - 1935 (STH) "Lay you right down too! ", "We looked for a job one day last year... there isn't any. "Yeah, she looks like a million but she's only 42. 12 # 272 - 1941 (SSH) ", "Nill, Null & Void... 3 hams who lay their own eggs", "Rooms $1 a Month / Free Showers When It Rains", "His steel is known from coast to coast. Don't pay any attention to 'im, babe! "Ah come on Moe." 50 YEARS WITH THE STOOGES: THE FUNNIEST GUYS IN THE WORLD - 1983 (MISC) "What do you mean, nothing?" ", "Yesterday he imagined he was a chicken." ", "Sorry gentlemen, I [cough-cough] haven't had a smoke in a thousand years." "That's it, that's it, yes, yes where is it?" "Hmm, a parasite! ", "That's 150 years old..." "With a little luck, it should get to be 250. "Oh, same way they get 'em to sit on their little cans. "I couldn't find enough Swedes to massage. That's 5, 5 and 5... 15 cents altogether. ", "For I'm off to a gatherin' of the Clan!" [slap! BLAZING STEWARDESSES - 1975 (MISC) Share the best GIFs now >>> ", "Hey fellas! ", "Football!" What a jackpot! ", "There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations!" ", "Did you ever ride a donkey?" ", "You're all canned up!" ", "If this was my place, I'd throw ya out of it! "Mahatma Gander? THE MGM THREE STOOGES FESTIVAL - 1983 (THS) ", "What's yer watch say?" Boo, fly, ain't ya cold? "Oh, looking over the Parasites. "And basketball!" "What about the positive?" Curly covers his eyes) Curly: Oh, I can't look at this. "Don't expect miracles Sarge. ", "Now remember... one slip of those blindfolds, and you'll feel my wrath!" ", "Is that the sun up there?" Well, drag 'im over to 1st St.", "Oh, a Be-bopper! OUT WEST - 1947 (MLS) "Oh, laying down, aay?" "Oh, that's very good." THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS - 1934 (MLC) ", "I remember it like it was yesterday. "We must lend our neighbors a helping hand! ", "Don't you know there are ladies present?" ", "Pardon me, General, I think I know the Fro-lean.. Did you ever play football for the Giants? ", "Well, doc, I got a terrific pain right here. ", "Okay, why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?" ", "Where is Operator 13?" MONEY SQUAWKS - 1940 (SSH) "Dr. Jekyll? Ulp! - 1949 (MLS) ], "I am going to kill you to death!" [smack! "How do you think?" [SLAP! "She ain't got the crust! ", "Hey, whatta about my hair?!" "I'm not listenin'! "Then we'll need to use plenty of sulpha thya-soap! HERE COMES THE BAND - 1935 (STH) ", "I'll explain everything." "Yeh, and that goes for my whole family too! ", "Get a load of that rock & roll dialogue" "They must've heard Elvis Presley. ", "Were you born in this country?!!" ", "Remember, gargle with old razor blades. I mean...a blizzard! They suggested he […] THE DOUGHGIRLS - 1944 (SJD) EVEN AS IOU - 1942 (MLC) "I shot a seven but they wouldn't give me the money. "I hate fun! ", "Wanna buy an anchor? I fell on my head. "With your wits, you won't get past the front door. "Yeah, Mullins will explain it. ", "Let me at them. "Yeah? "Shaddap!! "Aww, she can't be that old. I once shot a Morris chair from underneat' Sittin' Bull! ", "My corns are killing me." In fact, he agrees that the aggressive atheists are stooges. THE GHOST TALKS - 1949 (MLS) THE OFFICER'S MESS - 1935 (SSH) "So why don'tcha do it?" ", "It's a Columbus." ", "You know I get dizzy in high places!" "Yeah, but I'm goin' anyhow. ], "Who are these gentlemen?" ", "Is this a musical saw?" ", "Either consent to marry me, or become my wife. THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS - 1943 (SJD) "Don't sound very even to me. HOLD THAT LION! "What Judge?" [crack], "How do you like that guy - wasted a perfectly good cream puff! "Yeah, but this was in Technicolor!" ", "I'll take the right flank." ", "What did you say the name of this cake was?" CUCKOORANCHO - 1938 (SJB) "Aw, thanks! "I got one for ya... get out! NUTTY BUT NICE - 1940 (MLC) ", "Oh, mutiny, eh?" Bet you tell that to all the interns! When I go walk down the street, all the girls say "Look at that kisser!" ", "You don't mind if I interrogate him, do you?" They explode!" "Aww, I'm not that good." "Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick!" [SMACK! "What house?!" WOMAN WANTED - 1935 (STH) ", "I'm in a terrible dilemma." "We can't do that... we ain't got no cream. Note: Only personal attacks are removed, otherwise if it's just content you find offensive, you are free to browse other websites. Curly Howard (sound) of The Three Stooges, was born 100 years ago today. What'd he ever do for us! ", "Come in!" [KLANG! "None." ", "P.S. "You said it, it's putrid!". I just heard one of them say, 'Let's have a New Deal'. ", "How will drinking cure your red nose?" ", "It's against our religion... Yeah, we're devout cowards! "Ain't?! "Don't brag... we're nuts already! ", "He would like to adopt some nice boys. PARIS INTERLUDE - 1934 (STH) Ash: Groovy Eric Draven/the Crow: Jesus Christ? ", "I paint men and women." Facebook has refused to contribute financially to Australian media outlets that publish on the site and now a swath of major media outlets—and health services—can't post on the social media site. ", "Are you casting asparagus on my cooking? I raised it from a cent! We forgot to allow for shrinkage. The most beautiful cave in Mesopotamia! ", "You can be Secretary of the Offense, you'll be Secretary of the Inferior, and I'll be Toastmaster General! "Hot! On June 25th, 2019, the presentation was uploaded to YouTube. ", "I can't die, I haven't seen THE JOLSON STORY! "Yeah, but he couldn't shoot me." I tame 'em like Frank Buck tames tigers! "Hey fellas! ", "He plays the bullfighter. ", "Eureka!" ", "This report's all wrong." ", "Sounds like trouble..." "Sounds like Lieutenant Duck to me! no." THE THREE STOOGES FAMILY ALBUM - 1998 (MISC) "That's in case ya do and I'm not around! ", "I am an artist!" ", "Did you say money?" "I'm positive! "No, no...". "No, they're empty like your skull. ", "I used to work in a bakery as a pilot" "A pilot?" "No, I'm 36... Larry's a minor, he's 44. "Wait a minute, how can you shoot her with dice?" 4 FOR TEXAS - 1963 (MLD) ", "What are 'ya, musclebound, or you got ingrown hair? "Nyaah, glugg, eeee, gaaah, ooooow..." [smack!!! ", "Why don't you guys wake up?" THE CHOKE'S ON YOU - 1936 (SSH) ], "Little fly upon the wall, ain't ya got no clothes at all? On March 23rd, 2018, Instagram user fuckitimarobot[13] posted a photograph of Arató posing with a fan at a bar with the caption "So my friend just met Harold tonight. "No, I think it's just a Spaniel. These horses ran day before yesterday!" ", "If you take a flower, and it smells really nice... that's vagrancy." "Drink 'til it turns blue! ", "Listen Paderewski, were them funny noises comin' outta you or the piano? G. I. WANNA HOME - 1946 (MLC) "For science!" ", "No woman is interested in me!" she may be a little hard o' hearin'. ", "How do ya spell sir?" ", "I'd look stunning in that riding habit." ", "That confounded shutter." MUSTY MUSKETEERS - 1954 (MLS) ", "I am an aristocrat. ", "We'll get some grease." Go out there and help him!" (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); FAIR USE NOTICE: This site contains copyrighted material the use of which has not always been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. ", "He must've met with a terrible accident. "That's why I said we're in a tough spot! "Oh, what an awful lump." When it comes to cookin', I'm the cat's meow! HEADLINE HUNTERS - 1955 (SJB) SOUP TO NUTS - 1930 (THS) "Elevator dance?" "She didn't ask me! ", "Six lions were tearing me apart, bit by bit! ", "And when I'm finished with my crooning, on my knees I'll fall! "No, I didn't see it. ", "What does he look like?" "Of course not... that was sold last week. LONG SLEEVE IS MADE FROM PORT & CO 6.1 OUNCE 100% COTTON SHIRTS. ", "Strange men are following me!" "One for all!" ", "Who sez you need brains to be a plumber? ], "Is it beautiful treasure?" ", "That's no pelican... that's a gander." The post received more than 580,000 views in three days (shown below). "Fresh!" "Well, hoarders is hoarders! ", "Thou art face to face with a great thesbian lover. [Crunch! That's an insult! "Maybe he trumped her." Don't let your memes be dreams" (shown below). I'll take orders Chief." Positively, wrong number!" The textual content of this image is harassing me or someone I know The visual content of this image is harassing me or someone I know Both the textual and visual content are harassing me or someone I know "You'll be dancing in 6 months." "Just in case we meet a bear." ", "To verify our theory would require the services of explorers who are indeed intrepid!" ], "Blind Bat? "Oh boy, we're gonna have propagander for dinner! "No." ", "The treasure! ", "She was bred in old Kentucky... but she's only a crumb up here. "Coitainly, anything we could lay our hands on." ", "Gentlemen, will you join me in a toast?" I thought it was a dime. JOE PALOOKA MEETS HUMPHREY - 1950 (SJB) ", "Can you think of anything else?" ", "You gentlemen ever sold anything?" Willing Pilgrims Association. "You never can tell, look what the did to Thanksgivin'! CREEPS - 1956 (MLS) 5 ft. 5, by 5 ft. 5. "Somethin'. ], "Whatever happened in 1776?" DIZZY YARDBIRD - 1950 (SJB) "That's nuthin'. ", "There's a treasure there buried by Captain Kidd's kid." ", "Get my other pair of socks... they're standin' behind the stove. "Who cares? "Fillet of sole and heel. Moe, Larry, the cheese!!! "Don't call me a fish!" "Yeh, you two suckers!" "I shutter to think of it." ", "The King commands your presence." I shook so, my handcuffs fell off. After uploading the photograph to Facebook, a professional photographer contacted Arato regarding modeling, inviting him to a trial shooting. "Boy! ", "Whats'a'matter wid' him?" ", "How're we gonna get in pictures? FUGITIVE LOVERS - 1934 (THS) THE LONGEST NIGHT - 1936 (STH) ", "How dare you pretend to be my cousin Basil?! "No, you are Baron of Grey Matter. ", "Oh, boy! STOOGES: THE MEN BEHIND THE MAYHEM - 1994 (MISC) "Uh oh, I've heard that one before. Lotsa fat around the heart, and plenty of it around the head. PARDON MY TERROR - 1946 (MISC) "No." ", "The butler will show you to your tombs... ehm, I mean rooms. ", "I'm as pretty as a picture!" ", "Jiffy Fixers: We Repare Enything! "'Cause his father was a rat.
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